tea towel-tastic

It's a tea-towel. It's £8.50 (from Nude) - which, depending on how you look at it, is quite expensive for a cloth to dry your dishes on. But look at how lovely it is. You could hang it on the wall. Or at least ban people from using it.

Then again, given the design - it would surely only be improved with a bit of dried egg yolk and a crusty baked bean stuck onto it. Class.